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Frozen Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning... 

'Windows frozen; won't open'

Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'

Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'

The Hurricane

Q: What is a hurricane?

A: Mother nature doing the twist!

Snow Dogs

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

A: Slush puppies!

Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

A: Snow and Tell.

Bouncing Ball

Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?

A: A snowball!