Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning...
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'
Q: What is a hurricane?
A: Mother nature doing the twist!
Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!