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Email Commandments

E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS

  1. Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
  2. Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.
  3. Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before sendest it.
  4. Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.
  5. Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.
  6. Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE all CAPS.
  7. Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.
  8. Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of email, especially from work.
  9. Thou shalt not use email for any illegal or unethical purpose.
  10. When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of the dawn.
  11. And, the Golden Rule of email: That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.

Yoda 4K

Q: What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K resolution?

A: HDMI

About Face

Q: What twitter message did Ukraine's President Poroshenko send to Putin after the invasion?

A: The Crimea isn't yours, please retweet.

Hiding E-mail

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Facebook and Introverts

Q: Why is Facebook a great site for introverts?

A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!