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Apple Breakfast

Q: What does an iPhone eat for breakfast?

A: Siri-al

Electronic Pun

iPod: Hey buds!

Headphones: Sup player?

iPhone6 - Radiohead

After their deal with U2, Apple has announced that their next partnership will be with Radiohead.

Everyone who buys an iPhone6 will get The Bends for free!

Ask Siri

Q: Siri, do you have free will?

A: I am programmed to say 'Yes'.

Facebook Post

I was offered sex today with a 21 year old girl. In exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I'm a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.