Q: What does an iPhone eat for breakfast?
iPod: Hey buds!
Headphones: Sup player?
iPhone6 - Radiohead
After their deal with U2, Apple has announced that their next partnership will be with Radiohead.
Everyone who buys an iPhone6 will get The Bends for free!
Q: Siri, do you have free will?
A: I am programmed to say 'Yes'.
I was offered sex today with a 21 year old girl. In exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I'm a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.