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Apple iBoob

After introducing the iPhone 12, Apple surprised the audience with 'one more thing.' Apple is introducing a new line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the spring of 2021, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Can You Hear Me Now?

Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?

A: Instagram

Brain to Nerves

Q:  How does the brain communicate with the nerves?

A:  With a Cell phone!

Predictive Text

The guy who invented predictive text died last night.

His funfair is next monkey.

Wheelchair Nun

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

A: Virgin Mobile!!