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Predictive Text

The guy who invented predictive text died last night.

His funfair is next monkey.

Disney Password

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long. "Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

Wheelchair Nun

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

A: Virgin Mobile!!

Apple Users

People who use Apple products are constantly reminding you that they use Apple products.

Sent from my iPhone.

iSwat

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."

I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it…