Britney Spears & Computers
Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?
A They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
Q: Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped on the chewing gum?
A: He got stuck in orbit !
After introducing the iPhone 12, Apple surprised the audience with 'one more thing.' Apple is introducing a new line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the spring of 2021, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Leave IT at Work
Husband writes code.
Wife : Honey, please go to the super market and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6.
He came back with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife: Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?!?!
Husband (confused): BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS.
He still doesn't understand why his wife yelled at him since he did exactly as she told him.
Can You Hear Me Now?
Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?