I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.
Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone 12 Pro for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener
If you get a link called "free p0rn" don't opin it.
It's a virus wich deactivates your spelchek and fcuks up you riting.
I receibed it but lukily I don't wach p0rn so I dint opin it.
Plees warm you frends
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google