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Computer Upgrade

I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,

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China Apple

Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone 12 Pro for Chinese people?

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Bad Link

If you get a link called "free p0rn" don't opin it.

It's a virus wich deactivates your spelchek and fcuks up you riting.

I receibed it but lukily I don't wach p0rn so I dint opin it.

Plees warm you frends

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Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.

Digital Turkey

Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?

A: Google, Google, Google