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Columbia Gas

Two Columbia Gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood north of Boston. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter and pressure regulator. Finishing the check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two Columbia Gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"

Patriots Guilty

Q: Why did the NFL rule that the entire Patriots team was guilty in the #deflategate scandal?

A: Because all men would know if their balls were smaller than usual when they started playing with them.

Patriots Admit Guilt

Q: What did the Patriots say about #deflategate in their press conference?

A: The Patriots said it was true, they did deflate the Colts balls during the championship game.

Salem Parade

To celebrate the anniversary of the Salem Trials of 1692, a parade was held.

I made a witch float and they burned it.

Show Me The Money!

  1. A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere!
  2. A fool and his money are soon elected.
  3. A fool and his money are soon popular.
  4. A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
  5. If money's the root of all evil, why do churches want it?
  6. All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
  7. Come to Florida, bring money, BUT GET THE HECK OFF OUR BEACH!
  8. Even the blind can see money.
  9. Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money.
  10. It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
  11. Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
  12. Money burns a hole in my pocket... how about yours?
  13. Money is like an arm or leg, use it or lose it.
  14. Money is the root of all bills.
  15. Money may buy "friendship," but it cannot buy love.
  16. Money Talks - and it usually says NO!!
  17. Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you money.
  18. Political Motto: I had some morals; sold them for money.
  19. This country has the best politicians money can buy.
  20. Time and Money. Two things we don't have enough of....
  21. Turbo-Tax took money out of my Quicken directory.
  22. Visit your money this year - vacation in Washington D.C.
  23. When money talks, it usually says "Bend over."
  24. You infernal machine! Give me a soda or my money back!
  25. Alimony? ... sounds kind like all your money
  26. No one kills over drugs ... They kill over money.
  27. Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.