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Logger to Alaska

Q: Did you hear about the logger that went to Alaska?

A: He came back a husky f**ker.

Full Fledged Alaskan

There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska. So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a full-fledged Alaskan, so he goes in this pub to ask a bar man what he has to do to become a full fledged Alaskan. The bar man say's "First you drink this liter of whisky, then you've got to kill a bear, and find a woman and rape her." The guy gets confused, so he asked the bar man to repeat it. He comes back a week later beaten to shit. "What happened to you?" said the bar man. "I'm nearly a full fledged alaskan, all I gotta do now is kill a woman"!

Eskimo Lesbian

Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

A: A Klondyke.

Alaskan Eyes

Q: Why can't you see an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island?

A: They all turn out to be an optical Aleutian.

Alaskan Women to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb?

A: "Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a lightbulb out over here."