Yo Mama - Hockey Player
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Blonde Ice Hockey Team
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.
10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player
- They always wear protection
- They have great hands
- They are used to scoring
- They have great stamina
- They find the opening and get it in
- They never miss the target
- They know how to use their wood
- They have long sticks
- They know when to play rough
- Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!
Hockey Game V High School Reunion
Q: What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?
A: At a hockey game you see fast pucks.