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Yo Mama - Hockey Player

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

Blonde Ice Hockey Team

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?

A: They drowned in Spring training.

10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player

  1. They always wear protection
  2. They have great hands
  3. They are used to scoring
  4. They have great stamina
  5. They find the opening and get it in
  6. They never miss the target
  7. They know how to use their wood
  8. They have long sticks
  9. They know when to play rough
  10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

Final Goal

Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!

Hockey Game V High School Reunion

Q: What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?

A: At a hockey game you see fast pucks.