Q: What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on February 2nd?
A: Six more weeks of bad hockey!
There's only one reason women's hockey is a sport - the hooking.
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:
- List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors
- List of all night Gay women's bars in Iran
- List of DR's who do gratis Brain Surgery
- List of Hospitals with Drive-Thru window Service
- List of Home cures for Ebola Virus
- List of Homeless Boston Debutantes
- List of Catholic Abortion referral services
- List of Women Rabbi's and assistant's
- List of Women Popes, Cardinals & Bishops
- List of Men's Rape assistant groups
- List of Battered Men's Help Groups
- List of Cuban registered voters
- List of Libyan registered women voters
- List of Libyan Licensed women truck drivers
- List of Libyan women lawyers
- List of Libyan women with PHD's
- List of Libyan Women Service Clubs
- List of interstate Highways with no Numbers
- List of U.S. Cops who have never eaten a doughnut
- List of People who have survived going over Niagara Falls
- List of People who have been in a UFO and are not crazy
- List of People who can whistle while drinking beer
- List of Pregnant Men
- List of Men who wash dishes, do the laundry & iron at the same time
- List of Women who drink 24 beer while watching 3 football games
- List of Women who can out shoot, & skate Wayne Gretzky
- List of Licensed flyable Airplanes with no wings
- List of Blind Licensed Drivers in Calif.
- List of Midgets over 6 foot tall
- List of living trees made of plastic
Q: What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
Leper Hockey Game
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.