Suicidal Stanley Cup
Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus. It went through his legs.
Canadian Doggy Style
Q: Why do Canadian's do it doggy style?
A: So they can both watch the hockey game!
Q: Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
A: All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
Girls and Hockey
Q: Why can't girls play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads every period!
Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love
Q: What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
A: They both shower after three periods!