Q: What does "WIFE" stand for?
A: Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
"Sam, you wanna hear a joke?"
Women's Driver's Licenses
Q: Why don't women need driver's licenses?
A: Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!
Feminist Faux Pas
I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."
Why She Crossed the Road
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!