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Hollywood Addiction

Q: Why is New Years Day is the least favorite holiday in Hollywood?

A: They don't like it nearly as much after the balls drop.

Leachman to Bob Saget

Cloris Leachman on Bob Saget:
"You didn't just kill sitcoms. You raped them and left them for dead, just like I did to Gavin MacLeod in 1975."

How do You Stop 3 Black Men

Q:  How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman?

A:  Throw them a basketball!

Hollywood Bank

Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank.

Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.

Fringe Benefits

Q: What new skill will tight-end Aaron Hernandez focus on while in prison?

A: How to be a great wide receiver!