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Mike Tyson's Eyes

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Pregnant Nun

Q: What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

Rape Game

"Hey, do you wanna play the rape game?"

"... No."

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Michael Jackson to Walmart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

Nine Out of Ten

Q: What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

A: Gang rape.