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The best jokes and joke writers!

Bill Cosby

Q: Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby?

A: No?  Add another one to the list.

UA Mating Call

Q: What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

A: "I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Casting Couch

Q: What's the key to attract most of Hollywood?

A: B minor.

Michael Jackson And Caviar

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

A: They both come on little white crackers.

Sex Aid

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then.

God, I love my new Taser.