Sex Jokes - Gay Jokes
Little Tommy's Babysitter is Gay
10 year old Tommy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks his babysitter is gay. "Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom. Tommy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"
Check The Buffet
In a Texas bar, the bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from the regulars. So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them "whip 'em out". Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar, at the same time a gay guy walks into the bar. Fred ask the man if there is something that he can get for him. The gay guy replies "I was going to get a beer, but I'll check your buffet first."
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?"
His lover lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."
Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out."
So his lover lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.
He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass."
Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
Three Gay Guys Die In a Car Crash
Three gay guys were in a car crash and died. All three guys were cremated. Their boyfriends were talking about what they were going to do with the ashes. The first boyfriend said, "I am going to sky dive and spread his ashes in the sky because that's what he liked. The second guy said, "I am going to spread my boyfriend's ashes in the sea because that's what he liked." The third guy said," I'm going to put my boyfriend's ashes in a bowl of chili so he can rip through my ass one last time!
Four friends met up after a game of golf, and while one man went to get drinks, the other three spoke about how successful their sons are:
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a sports car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari 488 GTB.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son runs Gulfstream and just gave his best friend a G650.
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a French Chateau.
Guy 4 walks back to the group of the other 3 guys.
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about?
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are.
Guy 4: Well, my son is a Gay stripper.
Guy 2: You must be so disappointed. What caused him to be so unsuccessful in life?
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a new Ferrari, his own private jet, and a French castle from his three boyfriends.