Q: Why aren't boogers funny?
A: Because they're just snot.
Cat on the Beach
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A: Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Q: What does a slice of toast wear to bed?
Q: What magazine do cats like to read?
A: Good Mousekeeping.
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!