Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Mexican Light Bulb
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins