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Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?

A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

Horse Down

Q: What did the horse say when he fell?

A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

Pool Party

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!

Fairy Tales

Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!