Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!