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Comparing Sizes

Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?

A: The black boy, because he's 18.

Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?

A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

Men And Cats

Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?

A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.

Four For One

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?

A: Buy a deck of cards.

Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

A: They always steal the green cards.