Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
Men And Cats
Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.
Four For One
Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.