Q: What magazine do cats like to read?
A: Good Mousekeeping.
Mickey Mouse to Space
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A: To visit Pluto.
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A: An udder failure!
New Toad In Town
Q: What do you say if you meet a toad?
A: Wart's new!
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.