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Cats' Magazine

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Mickey Mouse to Space

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

A: To visit Pluto.

No Milk

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New Toad In Town

Q: What do you say if you meet a toad?

A: Wart's new!

The Mexican Olympic Team

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.