Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?
A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian?
A: Cha Ching!
Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?
A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
Difference Between Black and Asian
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.