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Cheese and Crackers

Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?

A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!

Cat Stack

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?

A: A meowntain.

Blonde's Elevator Job

Q: Why does blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They like going up and down.

Webbed and Flat Feet

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?

A: To stamp out fire.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To stamp out burning ducks.

West Virginia Drinking

Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? 

A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!