Cheese and Crackers
Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?
A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.
Blonde's Elevator Job
Q: Why does blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They like going up and down.
Webbed and Flat Feet
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out fire.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
West Virginia Drinking
Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
A: It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!