Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell.
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Knock Knock - Esther