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Walmart Looting

Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?

A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.

Cat on the Beach

Q:  Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

A:  Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Asian Pet Store

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?

A: There's always a kitchen in the back!

Difference Between Black and Asian

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?

A: 10 minutes in the oven.

Two Malls

Q: What two malls are in every city?

A: The one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.