Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?
A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.
Cat on the Beach
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A: Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Asian Pet Store
Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back!
Difference Between Black and Asian
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Q: What two malls are in every city?
A: The one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.