Q: Which teachers care the most about their students?
A: Math teachers, because every student counts.
Four Cats in a Boat
Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copy cats!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.