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Elf School

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Road Butter

Q: Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam.

Sick Banana

Q: Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?

A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!

Blonde Inventions

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde-made Inventions?

A: Solar Powered Flashlights, Helicopter Ejection Seats, and the Submarine Screen Door.

Sad Strawberry

Q: Why was strawberry sad?

A: Because her mom was in a jam.