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Chips In Dip

Q: What did one potato chip say to the other?

A: Shall we go for a dip?

Frugal Lover

Q: What's the best part about Valentines Day?

A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Jewish Homosexual

Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual?

A: A He-blew.

Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?

A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's  face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Fast Food Royalty

Q: Where do the Burger King and Dairy Queen live?

A: At the White Castle.