Q: What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
A: An elephant in an elevator!
Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell.