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No Work

Q: What's black and doesn't work?

A: Decaf coffee, you racist bastard!

Blonde and Turtle Have in Common

Q:  What does a blond and a turtle have in common?

A:  When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

Even Steven

Q: Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

A: He wanted to tie the score.

Turtle Cross

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the shell station!

Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!