Q: What's the best part about Valentines Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual?
A: A He-blew.
Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Fast Food Royalty
Q: Where do the Burger King and Dairy Queen live?
A: At the White Castle.
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!