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Fairy Tales

Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

Cat on the Beach

Q:  Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

A:  Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Mexican Light Bulb

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan.

Christmas Present

Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?

A: Your Bike.

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?

A: "Damn, I burnt one."