Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Cat on the Beach
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A: Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Mexican Light Bulb
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: What does a black boy get for Christmas?
A: Your Bike.
First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."