Knock Knock - Amos
Amosquito just bit me!
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Gum Cross the Road
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them.