Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them.
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!