Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.
Knock Knock - Amos
Amosquito just bit me!
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Gum Cross the Road
Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!