Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?
A: Robber ducks!
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Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!
Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.