Q: Why doesn't Obama like watching the ball drop on New Year's Eve?
A: It pretty-much sums up his accomplishments for the year.
The Blonde Snowman
Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Accidents Near Home
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home?
A: She moved ten miles away.
Clapping at Christmas
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?