Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?
A: To get some spare ribs!
Q: What do you get if you cross a Collie with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Blonde - Ear to Ear
Q: What do you call 20 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!