Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.
Poker In The Jungle -Riddles
Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.
Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!