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Bird Love

Q: What do you call two birds in love?

A: Tweethearts !

Bird Time

Q: What do birds do on their free time?

A: They check their Twitter account.

Police Work

Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?

A: He was On-Duty.

Blonde Goes Brunette

Q: How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair?

A: When she trips over the cordless phone.

Can You See Me Now?

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?

A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again.