Q: When are minorities not minorities?
A: When you look at crime statistics.
White with Black
Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?
A: A rotten banana!
Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".