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Bad Smell

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A: Because he plays with Pooh.

Ghost Bambi

Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

A: Bamboo

Easter Cross

Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?

A: Bugs Bunny.

Snakes Rule

Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?

A: Because they don't have any feet.

Blonde 911

Q:  Why can't blondes dial 911?

A:  They can't find the 11 on the phone.