Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter Bunny?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: Why do you measure snakes in inches?
A: Because they don't have any feet.
Q: Why can't blondes dial 911?
A: They can't find the 11 on the phone.