Q: If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live?
A: In the hood.
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts !
Q: What do birds do on their free time?
A: They check their Twitter account.
Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".
Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.