Q: Why aren't boogers funny?
A: Because they're just snot.
Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?
A: So he could finally have a father.
Q: Where do black people wear suits?
A: Courts & coffins
Q: When are minorities not minorities?
A: When you look at crime statistics.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers!