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Astro Mix

Q: What did the dyslexic astrophysicist say to the civil rights activist?

A: Black Matter Lives

Bath Animal?

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A: A little bear!

Black and White

Q: What's the difference between a black and a white guy?

A: Well obviously one of them is a fucking nigger

Mexican Basketball Player

Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?

A: Mexi-cant.

Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?

A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!