Q: Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
A: It was out of odor!
On A Pogo Stick
Q: What's striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!
Enron Scandal Effects
Q: Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers?
A: Because they now have to explain to their students why "to LAY" is worse than "to F*CK"!
How Slime Flies
Q: What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
A: Oh, how slime flies!
A Reindeer Joke
Q: What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
A: This one will sleigh you !