Chinese and Mexican
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!
Q: How to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop him a line!
Can You Hear the Fish?
Q: What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A: A herring aid!
Q: Why was the frog sad?
A: He was unhoppy.
Right Where You Left Them
Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: It depends on where you leave them!