Blonde at Soccer Stadium
Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.
Q: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff?
Out of the Blue
Q: Why did the Pepsi truck driver get fired?
A: He tested positive for Coke.
Mexicans Building A Roof
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to build a roof?
Q: When are minorities not minorities?
A: When you look at crime statistics.