Mexican Mosh Pit
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.
Q: What do you call a black pilot flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist.
Tornado in Minneapolis
Q: Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A: To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!
Chicken Cross the Road - Hungry
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because my black ass was hungry.
Q: What two malls are in every city?
A: The one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.