Q: What type of batteries to racists use?
A: Triple K.
Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul? Won't it start?
Q: What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?
A: Cotton mouth.
Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.
Q: What do you call it when a bunch of African people jump out a plane?
A: Nightfall !!!