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Mexican Slide

Q: What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

A: Gracias

Long, Black and Smelly

Q: What is long, black, and smelly?

A:  The unemployment line.

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Q:  Why did the nurse go to art school?

A:  To learn how to draw blood!

A Black Person

Q: What can't you give a black person?

A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!

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Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

A: Because they're always a little short.