Q: What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?
Long, Black and Smelly
Q: What is long, black, and smelly?
A: The unemployment line.
Q: Why did the nurse go to art school?
A: To learn how to draw blood!
A Black Person
Q: What can't you give a black person?
A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.